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Lyrics for More Verses To Humoresque by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | More Verses To Humoresque | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 346 | | | | Lyrics: | More verses to Humoresque by Dick Parks
Many dentists recommend
That using
fluoride puts an end
To cavities forever-
North is up.
Stewardesses, take your
places
Put a smile upon your faces
The Captain's out of gas-
Knit one, purl
two.
No admittance to the service
Shop - it makes our lawyer nervice;
You can
use our lounge-
Next window, please.
Taxpayers who use the Table
May round off
where they are able;
Itemize deductions-
You are HERE.
Only during business
hours
You'll be shot if you pick flowers.
Please don't touch the statues-
I like
Ike.
Lots of baggage looks the same;
Make sure yours has your name.
No one
wants your laundry-
This end up.
It's important when writing verses to Humoresque to
follow the
original ("Passengers . ." (which, by the way, is correctly attributed
to Mr.
Justice Douglas)) to preserve the use of a non-sequitur in
the last line.
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