| Lyrics: | NICKELODEON
It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummers day
When Sweet William,
ever hungry, went to view the matinee.
But the concessions, they weren't open and Sweet William
was
upset.
So he ate the nickelodeon in the lobby of the Met.
Then the
manager accosted Sweet William in tears,
While Sweet William, very thoughtfully, munched the
teeth from
the gears.
Crying, "Sir to destroy such a fine machine's a waste."
William
said, "I do agree with you, ketchup would improve the
taste."
Then a policeman
round the corner, he came straight away.
"Such behavior in a public place is a crime and will
not pay.
So if you will follow peacefully, to the station house we'll go.
William, will
you come along with me?" "Oh, no sergeant, no."
Then the cuffs from off his gunbelt he
instantly drew.
Crying, "William, I will lock you up, like the beasts in the zoo.
Where
seals, they bark for fishes, and ferocious lions roar.
And you'll never eat another
nickelodeon, no more."
----
Words by Rodger Sherman to the tune of Pleasant
and Delightful.
@parody
see also PLESDELT COSMIC& PLESDEL2
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