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Lyrics for Northeast Passage by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Northeast Passage | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 159 | | | | Lyrics: | Northeast Passage
(C.Miller and J. Hoffman)
cho: Ah, for just
one time I would take a northeast passage
To find a Jewish princess reaching for my wallet
thin,
With her well-coiffed hair and her extra-long eyelashes
And a Mother,
waiting, eager to move in.
Westward from New Jersey, 'twas there I often hied
The
she-route to stark poverty, o'er which so many cried.
Seeking golden beauty, Ralph Lauren
covered bones
Picking from amongst so many clones.
Three short weeks thereafter I
had bought a wedding band
Then off to the caterer with my checkbook in my hand
And down to
Castor Avenue to rent a tux and then
To the photographer, my mother-in-law's best
friend.
Through the night below us, the mileage clicking south
I listen to the
promises from my beloved's mouth
Then false hopes rise before me, and behind me sink
again
In Miami now the headaches soon begin.
How then was I so different from the
first who passed this way?
Like them I left a single life and threw it all away
To seek a
northeast passage I'll never try again
I might date shiksas, or maybe switch to
men
final chorus: Ah, for one last time did I take etc.
see also NWPASS,
JUSTDIME
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