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Lyrics for Number Fifteen Sunscreen by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Number Fifteen Sunscreen | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 238 | | | | Lyrics: | Number Fifteen Sunscreen
Jan Harmon
In case of a nuclear attack
Before you
evacuate
The EPA has said you will not be dead
If you follow this advice they
advocate
( Chorus )
Rub on number 15 sunscreen
Call your mother
Cover up the pool
Get your kids home from school
Wear your sunglasses
Put on clean underwear
Return all library books
And water the
plants
Remember your insurance doesn't pay
For nuclear damage to your car
So
push it off a cliff or a mountain if
You feel annihilation isn't far
Be sure to
leave a forwarding address
For your local post office's file
For in a holocaust all your
mail could get lost
And end up in the dead-letter pile
Cancel your American
Express
For fear of a nuclear mania
For you may be vaporized on Chicago's South
Side
But your card could still end up in Lithuania
Medicare will cover all your
costs
If you happen to be over sixty-five
Or if you're on vacation when you die of
radiation
You'll be promptly paid, if you're still alive
(Repeat last verse and
chorus, omitting last line)
@peace
filename[ SUNSCREN
MC
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