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Lyrics for Old Dun Cow by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Old Dun Cow | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 368 | | | | Lyrics: | OLD DUN COW
Some friends and I in a public house
Were playing dominoes one
night
When into the room a fireman came,
His face all chalky white
"What's up?" says
Brown, "Have you seen a ghost?"
"Have you seen your Aunt Moriah?"
"Oh my Aunt Moriah be
buggered," says he,
"The bleeding pubs on fire"
"Oh," says Brown, "What a bit of
luck
Everybody follow me
It's down to the cellar if the fire's not there
Then we'll
have a grand old spree"
So we all went down with good old Brown
And the booze we could not
miss
And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more
Till we were quite like this
Oh,
there was Brown, up side down
Mopping up the whiskey on the floor
"Booze, booze" the
firemen cried
As they come a knockin' at the door
"Well don't let em in till it's all
mopped up
Somebody shouted, "MacIntyre"
And we all got blue blind paralytic
drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
Then Smith ran over to the port wine
tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks
He started taking off his pantaloons
Likewise
his shoes and socks
"Oh no," says Brown, "That t'ain't allowed
You can't do that
there
Don't be washing your trotters in the port wine tub
When we got some Guinesses
beer"
Then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody room caved in
And we were
drownded by the fireman's hose
Though we were almost happy
So we got some tacks and some
wet old sacks
And we packed ourselves inside
And we sat there getting bleery eyed
drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire
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