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We will pray to Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
In her
silken see-thru nightie
She's good enough for me.
We will pray to
Zarathrustra,
Pray just like we used-to,
I'm a Zarathrustra booster,
He's good enough
for me.
We will pray just like the Druids,
Drinking strange fermented
fluids,
Go dancing naked through the woods,
They're good enough for me.
We will
pray to the god Buddha,
Of gods there is none cuter,
Come in silver, brass or
pewter,
He's good enough for me.
We will pray with those Egyptians,
Who built
pyramids to put our crypts in
Covered up with strange inscriptions,
They're good enough
for me.
We will pray to Ra and Ahmen
Just like Tutankhamen,
And teach our
friends embalming,
They're good enough for me.
Hare Krishna he must be laughed
on,
To see me dressed in saffron,
With my hair only half-on
He's good enough for
me.
I will rise up at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That
the solar age is dawning,
He's good enough for me.
We won't worship like the
Persians,
We'll sacrifice no virgins,
Please control your carnal urgin's,
It's good
enough for me.
We will all worship the Mother
Not the womb of any other
Virgin,
crone and mother
She's good enough for me
We will pray for New Age
Aquarians,
And hang out in Planetariums,
Lotta um are Unitarians,
They're good enough
for me.
We will pray to a god named Odin,
In their wooden boats go
floatin'
Filled Europe with forbodin'
He's good enough for me.
We will pray to
the Quakers
Oft confused with the Shakers,
Of war they are not makers,
They're good
enough for me.
We will pray to the god Shiva,
the one with many sleeva's
Who
destroys all disbelivas
He's good enough for me.
We will pray to rev Moon
All
our friend will think we're loony
As we sing this crazy tune-y,
He's good enough for
me.
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