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Lyrics for Plastic Jesus 2 by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Plastic Jesus 2 | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 236 | | | | Lyrics: | PLASTIC JESUS (2)
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my
plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and
tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go
far.
cho: Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my
car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
I don't care if it's dark or scary,
Long as I
have magnetic Mary,
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car,
I feel I'm protected
amply,
I've got the whole damn Holy Family,
Riding on the dashboard of my
car.
No, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic
Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car,
But I think he'll have to go,
His magnet
ruins my radio,
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar.
I don't care if it bumps
or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't
I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my
car
God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate
my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined
van
Famous cuckold in the master plan;
Naughty Mary, smug and smiling,
Jesus
dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van;
His message clear by night or
day
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van.
When
I'm goin' fornicatin'
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago
Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware
devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my ...
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my ...
Leering from the dashboard of my van.
If I weave around at night
And the police
think I'm tight,
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask;
plastic Jesus shelters
me,
For His head comes off, you see--
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask.
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car:
Ride with
me and have a dram,
Of the blood of the Lamb,
Plastic Jesus is a holy
bar.
@religion
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