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Lyrics for Retirement by Unknown:



Artist:Unknown
No album artwork found
Album:Unknown
Track:Retirement
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Views:163
 
Lyrics:Retirement

My rookie days are over,
My pilot light is out
What used to be my
sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was, when of its own accord
From my
trousers it would spring
But now I have a full-time job
To find the blasted
thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave,
For every single
morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure
gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head
And watch me tie my
shoes.

@bawdy @age
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