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Lyrics for Retirement by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Retirement | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 192 | | | | Lyrics: | Retirement
My rookie days are over,
My pilot light is out
What used to be my
sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was, when of its own accord
From my
trousers it would spring
But now I have a full-time job
To find the blasted
thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave,
For every single
morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
But as old age approaches
It sure
gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head
And watch me tie my
shoes.
@bawdy @age
filename[ RETIRMNT
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