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Lyrics for Seven Old Ladies by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Seven Old Ladies | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 241 | | | | Lyrics: | Seven Old Ladies
Oh, dear, what can the matter be
Seven old ladies got locked in the
lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday
Nobody knew they were
there
The first to come in was the minister's daughter
(The first was the Bishop of
Chichester's daughter)
She went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain
and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there
The next to come in was
dear Mrs. Mason
The stalls were all full so she pissed in the basin
And that is the water
that I washed my face in
And nobody knew she was there
The third old lady was Amelia
Garpickle;
Her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
She hurdled the door; she'd
forgotten her nickel,
And nobody knew she was there
The forth to come was old Mrs.
Humphrey
She shifted and jiggled to get herself comfy
Then to her dismay, she could not
get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there
The fifth to come in, it was old Mrs.
Draper
She sat herself down, and then found there was no paper
She had to clean up with a
plasterer's scraper
And nobody knew she was there
The sixth old lady was Emily
Clancy;
She went there 'cause something tickled her fancy,
But when she got there it was
ants in her pantsy
And nobody knew she was there
The seventh old lady was Elizabeth
Bender;
She went there to repair a broken suspender.
(But how in the world she got a
suspender)
It snapped up and ruined her feminine gender,
(Caught up in the site of the
feminine gender)
And nobody knew she was there
( I 'aven't the slightest
idea.)
The janitor came in the early morning.
He opened the door without any
warning,
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
And nobody knew they were
there.
alt:
(The __ old lady was Abigail Quimm
Who crossed her legs
on a personal whim,
But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
And
nobody knew she was there.)
(parenthetical additions by RG
@bawdy
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