| Lyrics: | Sodden Clods are Coming to Town (A New Years Carol)
(Phil
Hahn)
You better watch out
You better not try,
Trav'ling about
I'm telling
you why
Sodden clods are coming to town.
They're wrecking the bars
They're
starting street fights.
They're having one of
Their naughtiest nights,
Sodden
clods are coming to town.
Blithe New Years's drivers, pickled
In alcoholic
brine
Will gaily bounce off walls and trees
To the strains of "Auld Lang Syne",
So,
You better stay home
And drink your own rye.
You're crazy to roam
It's
obvious why,
Sodden clods are coming to town.
from the Oct. 1960 edition of
Mad
@parody @seasonal @drink
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