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Lyrics for Southrups Wassail Song by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Southrups Wassail Song | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 158 | | | | Lyrics: | Southrups Wassail Song
(Kipper Family)
All on a summer's morning from Southrups
come we
To beg a cup of sugar to sweeten our tea.
If you ain't got a cup, then a half a
cup will do.
And if you ain't got that, well, bugger you.
The master of this house
in his rusty gold chain
Will stamp his foot and curse and bitterly complain.
He'll say
he's most offended at his house we've been so bold,
And if he had his way, we'd be left out in
the cold.
The missus of this house with her stockings all tore
Will soon fall asleep
and loudly will snore.
The children of this house under table do run
Until they all
get dizzy and fall down on the floor.
There's mud all on their rich attire and jam all on their
face,
And every hair upon their head is all out of place.
The daughter of this house
is a proper little whore,
She's had all the blokes round here, and twenty more.
See how
the swains adore her pretty curly hair,
Until she takes it off at night, which makes them all
stare.
This house and this arbor are in disrepair.
I'd live all in my cowshed as
soon as I'd live there.
Your men and your maidens are rolling in the hay,
Your cattle and
your sheep have all passed away.
Bad luck to this house, here the season's
begun.
Where you had ten apples, may you have one.
Now we'll come no more nigh you until
the next year,
And the last thing we'll do is to wish you good cheer.
@parody
@wassail
filename[ SOUTHWAS
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