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Lyrics for Sperry Rand by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Sperry Rand | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 178 | | | | Lyrics: | SPERRY RAND
or THE METAPROGRAMMER
by Stan Kelly-Bootle
I met a programmer
a-walking one day
O Why aren't you coding, to him I did say
I'm not a programmer, the
truth I will tell
But a metaprogrammer from meta-Ma Bell
Sperry Rand, Rand, Rand,
Sperry Rand
Pray, What do you do there, the stranger I asked
And what are you paid
for each tough meta-task?
I just think about programs, the young man did say
For a mere
meta-pittance of twelve meta K
And where do you come from, I finally cried
I come
from Hell the stranger replied
If you come from Hell, then tell me right plain
How the
Hell you managed to get out again
The way I got out, Sir, the truth I will
tell
They're turning the systems folk all out of Hell
This is to make room for the people
who sell
There is a great number of them at Ma Bell
Come all you salespersons and
take my advice
Be fair to your prospects and give a good price
For if and you do not, I
know very well
You'll be in great danger of going to Hell
see also
COALOWNR
@parody @computer @work
filename[ SPERRAND
play.exe
DERRYDOW
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