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Lyrics for Three Old Ladies by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Three Old Ladies | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 273 | | | | Lyrics: | THREE OLD LADIES
Oh, dear, what can the matter be
Three old ladies locked
in the lavatory
They were there from Monday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were
there
The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter
She went in to be rid of some
overdue water
And she stayed there far more than she ought to
And nobody knew she was
there.
CHORUS
The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey
She went
in and made herself comfy
Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free."
And nobody knew
she was there
CHORUS
The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter
She
was known as a world renowned farter
She went in and played a sonata
And nobody knew she
was there.
CHORUS
Chorus known for years, verses heard sung
at the Torquay Folk
Club in Cornwall in July 1987.
recorded by Oscar Brand on Bawdy Songs
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