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Lyrics for Twas Efficient And Cost Effective by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Twas Efficient And Cost Effective | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 185 | | | | Lyrics: | T'was Efficient and Cost Effective
(Dave Diamond)
tune: Pleasant
and Delightful
T'was efficient and cost-effective on a bright summer's day,
When a
consultant and a client were making their way.
The secretaries were typing by every office
door,
And the bureau chiefs were lunching from eleven until four.
cho: And the
bureau chiefs were lunching (3x)
From eleven until four.
Said the client to the
consultant, " You must be on your way.
Your job here is finished. You must pick up your
pay.
The work it was rubbish, that you did for me
And I would not have you back again if
you worked for free."
cho:
Said the consultant to the client," Strange tales I could
tell
Of how I wined you and dined you and treated you well,
And if you could reconsider,
perhaps it might transpire
That we could find a place for you, when you come to
retire."
cho:
Said the client to the consultant, "Let us not be in
haste;
Your skills are unique, and it would be a waste
To train a new contractor, who
might prove inept,
So write me a proposal, and I will accept."
cho:
Then
a contract from his pocket he instant-ly drew: saying
"Take this, dear consultant, and raise
your rates too.
This single-source procurement is yours, without doubt,
And we can keep
renewing it, 'till Jack Anderson finds out"
also see PLESDELT
@parody
@work
filename[ EFFICIEN
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