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Lyrics for Virgin Sturgeon 2 by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Virgin Sturgeon 2 | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 229 | | | | Lyrics: | VIRGIN STURGEON (2)
Caviar comes from virgin sturgeon.
A virgin sturgeon's a very
fine fish.
Virgin sturgeon need no urgin'--
That's why caviar is my dish!
Have
you heard about the Sturgeon,
Russia's source of food supply?
Virgin sturgeon need no
urgin'--
And here's the reason why:
Years ago, when we were tadpoles
In
pale-o-zoic slime,
No one needed any urgin'
And we all had lots of time.
Later,
when the times were changing,
Moral laws became the rule,
Fishes had to curb their
ardour
And they couldn't cut the fool.
Time went on and things grew neutral
To
the very earthy urge,
And it took a lot of urgin'
To promote a social
merge.
But one fish retained its virtue,
Had its frolic all the day.
Virgin
sturgeon need no urgin',
And here's how they got that way:
Deep down in the briny
waters,
Lived a gal named Sturgeon Lil.
Lil had never thought of mergin'
'Til she met
a guy named Bill.
Missed it cuz she needed urgin';
Wasn't ready for the
test.
Made a vow that she'd be ready
For the thrill that she loved best.
Bill
had set her heart a-thumping
With desire for all that's nice.
Made her warm and very
willing
To give in and pay the price.
Now, that's why the Virgin
Sturgeon
Always heeds the mating call.
For Virgin Sturgeon need no urgin'--
Ain't
love grand? so say we ALL!
@fish @sex @animal @courtship
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