| Lyrics: | What a Friend We Have in Cheeses
What a friend we have in cheeses,
Mozzarella,
Cheddar, Swiss!
Bleu and Limberger's sweet breezes
Lingering like a lover's kiss.
Humble milk's apotheosis,
Muenster, Provolone, Brie
Damn cholesterol's
thrombosis
Cheese is Gouda stuff by me!
Heed the U. S. Dairy Council,
Keep
the Gruyere on the shelf.
Even just a tiny ounce'll
Give you vitamin B-12.
Gather, pilgrims at the deli
Buying Edam and Havarti,
Wedges moist and cold and
smelly,
Bring home lots and have a party!
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