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Lyrics for The night santa went crazy by Weird Al:
| | | Artist: | Weird Al |
| | Album: | Various songs / Unsorted | | Track: | The night santa went crazy | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 74 | | | | Lyrics: | Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good
Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in
his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with
ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a
twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night
Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw
deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is
gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And
he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into
reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed
up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night
Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around
the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard
and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin'
'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's
dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous
crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good
behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And
the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the
phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're
talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his
back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd
been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo,
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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