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Lyrics for Windows 95 Sucks! by Yankovic Weird Al:
| | | Artist: | Yankovic Weird Al |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Windows 95 Sucks! | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 279 | | | | Lyrics: | (Al Yankovic)
Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never
had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think
nothing's good enough
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees
below
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine twenty
two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the
rent
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When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was
your age
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all
you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and
miserable
And we liked it better that way
There were seventythree of us living in a
cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had
a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert
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Didn't have no
telephone didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of
string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the
closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have
Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken
glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
What's the matter now,
sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell
you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called
discipline
Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve-aca | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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