| Lyrics: | Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an
architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my
night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions
right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning
sank,
'Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri
for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
Just
tell me now what I didn't win,
Yeah, yeah.
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I
lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you
didn't win: a
twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle
Wax, and
a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But
that's not all! You also made
yourself look like a jerk in front of
millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on
your family
name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You
don't
even get a lousy copy of your home game! You're a complete loser!!
Don't know what I was
thinkin' of,
I guess I just wasn't too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next
weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on
Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby... |
