| Lyrics: | You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
On Madison
Ave.
They were specific
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Blue
eyes;
Blonde hair;
Un-wise --
You're All-American,
And, darling, they said
so
YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
YOU'D TAKE
ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BRAIN,
LET ME
JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS NEVER A MAYBE
Her head's full of
bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
Gets nothin' to
eat!
She dines with actors,
'N Wall Street characters:
Dull
talk;
Nice clothes --
See her?
She blows --
She's so important
'Cause he
gets to do talk shows --
AND SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T
YOU, BOBBY?
SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T YOU, BOBBY?
SINCE YOU
HAVEN'T GOT A NAME,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS PROBABLY HER
HOBBY
She has moves up now;
She's come a long way --
They give her
bunches
Of words she can say!
When she's in a bold mood,
"Confinement
Loaf" sounds good --
That's right,
She's wrong!
Let's end
Her
song
(It seems she's everywhere
We just can't escape her --
Is this a
miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
She
brings the 80's
To a thrilling conclusion!)
YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS
ME,
ISN'T SHE TENDER?
YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
LET US REMEMBER,
SHE
GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
UNLESS WE EXTEND HER |
