| Lyrics: | Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my
teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous
school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help
with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the
American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm
gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
(get a good
get a good
get a
good
get a good job)
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I
tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a
little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but
she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I
am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable
sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
wonder
wonder)
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still
kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a
homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the
American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to
get a head
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so
fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch
me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my
name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down |
