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There was a man
A little ole man
Who lived in Montreal
With a
wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teenage daughter
With a see-thru
blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball - -
And her name was Magdalena
The
little ole man
Came home one night
To his house in Montreal.
He caught his
daughter
In the blouse by the light
And he said to himself:
"She looks all
right!"
And he reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up
Against the wall
(BLUE CROSS!)
Magdalena, my daughter dear,
Do not be
concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near.
My daughter dear
Do not be
concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near.
I work so hard,
Don't you
understand,
Making maple syrup
For the pancakes of our land.
Do you have any
idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any
idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man?
The little ole
man
With the grubby little hand
Who lived in Montreal
Was drooling a bit
As he reached for her tit
And he said to himself:
"This gonna be it!"
But the
girl turned around
And said: "Go eat shit!"
And ran on down the hall.
Right on,
Magdalena!
My daughter dear,
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy
comes near.
My daughter dear
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes
near.
I work so hard,
Don't you understand,
Making maple syrup
For the
pancakes of our land.
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man
What that
can do to a man?
Do you have any idea?
What that can do to a man
What that can
do to a man?
Magdalena, don't you tease me like this
Right in the hallway with
your blouse and your tits
If your mommy ever finds us like this
She'll call a lawyer,
oh how mom will be pissed
DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH
DOODLE DOODLE
DOODLE DUH-DUH DEE-UH
Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena,
daughter of
the smog-filled winds of Los Angeles,
I'd like to take you in the closet
and take off
your little clothes
until you're virtually stark raving nude,
spread mayonaise and
kaopectate all over your body
and take you down to Hollywood Boulevard
and we can, we
can walk down the streets
by the stars that say John Provost and Leo G. Carrol
together, Baby.
We can go dancing up at the Cina Grill ... can't you see it: Frank
Pernell and us, until dark ... don't you understand, my Baby ...
I didn't mean, I didn't
need, I mean ... it was so hard for me ...
I just ... I saw you standing under the Shell pest
strip late last
night, in the light, with your little nipples protruding through your
little see-thru thingie...and I just said 'My god, my god, I gave
my sperm to this
thing'...and now I just,...oh you got me so hard,
I just, I don't know what to do Magdalena,
don't you understand?
So I grabbed you - but, but don't hold it against me - I mean,
your mom will never know, Baby ... and I wantcha to
come back to me... I mean... do you
understand me?... I want you to...
I'm down on my knees to ya, Magdalena... I wantcha ta walk
back to me,
Baby... I wantcha to turn around by the Sparkletts machine... that's it!
that's it!... in the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon
Jesus picture on the
wall... and I want you to step, Baby, I want you
to walk back in your five inch spike heels
that you got at Frederick's,
same time you and your mommy got that crotchless underwear last
year
for the christmas... and I want you to stroll back to me, Baby...
Walk back Baby,
dontcha understand me Baby... I want you to walk back...
I'm down on bended knees, Baby...
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I wanna take
off your little trainig bra...Don't you understand
me.
I'm gonna take off you little maroon hot pants... I'm gonna get down on
my knees,
Baby... dontcha understand what I'm saying to you... your mom
will never know... she's
playing bridge with the girls... and you and I...
you and I will... Baby, it's just you and
I... dontcha understand... we can
make love all night long... nobody will ever know... come
on, Magdalena!
...please, little girl... walk back to your daddy... what did I do that
was so wrong?...my god, I was only following the sexual impulse like
I heard on the Johnny
Carson Show...from a book or something I wrote,
I didn't know what I was doing...I got
carried away... walk back,
oh please, to your daddy!... come on, Magdalena... to your
daddy,
Baby... your mom will never know... come back to you daddy |
