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Lyrics for Nanook Rubs It by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Apostrophe | | Track: | Nanook Rubs It | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 383 | | | | Lyrics: | Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had
the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into
whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)*
I said, with
a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with
a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went
right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe,
and
he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil
as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered
up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly *YELLOW SNOW*
The deadly yellow snow, from
right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the
deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a
vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take
the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub
It!
*(Here Fido)*
And then
In a fit of anger
I
pounced
And I pounced again
Great Googly Moogly!
I jumped up and
down on the chest of the him
I injured
The fur trapper
Well he was very
upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals
had
Deprived him of his
Sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he
said
"I can't see"
"I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I can't
see"
"Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'"
"He took a dog-doo snow
cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other
eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't
see
Temporarily"
Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched
across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
his
deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend,
wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if anything bad
ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone
named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it fixed up is to go
Trudging across the
tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra
Right down to the parish of
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