| Lyrics: | Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Bob Harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)
FZ:
"Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right - but we
are collecting underpants, and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small articles of
feminine underclothing. We are making a quilt... really - trust me. So here's the deal, if you're a
girl and you're wearing a dress, whip 'em off, that's it, see? No problem. Even with a pin... what
does it say? 'Nobody's perfect'. I guess so... What we got here? Oh. Now let's see what's on the
inside. Uh huh, trainer coos. Okay. S'more, s'more... Underpants, brassieres, just send 'em up, no
problem. Oh, you'll warm up to it. If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your
pants, rip the edges and pull 'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the
toilet and take 'em off, okay? So far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from this particular
community has not been especially gratifying. Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here.
Here's something... tasteful, very tasteful.
.. You'll get into it. Oh, some more - look - it's almost like going to a, well, never mind. Heh,
heh, heh. I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago, which so far
has produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the United States. Oh, here's
one, thank you very much. Chicago, if you'll recall, was the town in which we received the very
famous Voodoo Butter Underpants... heh, heh... the pants that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck. As soon
as he took a whiff of those, his head went back this far, and he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus'. So,
we don't care what kind of condition they're in. What've we got here? 'Twat Book', okay. Uh huh,
very good - Zeets, whadduya think? He already has that one... no problem, though. Well, tonight
you're gonna be entertained by; Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on keyboards and
'Jeezus'. You're also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit, but don't worry about it.
Steve Vai on guitar, vocals and light blue hair"
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IKE:
"Another contestant over there".
FZ:
"Oh, some more? Okay. Vinnie Colaiuta on booklet. Now what does this say? 'Hi Frank, how
about'...what does this say? 'My hat from the...how about wearing my hat...wearing...' How about
this, this is a college community, right? 'How about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind. Arthur
Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards, high vocal trumpet and vegetables; and, ladies and
gentlemen, the world-famous Ray White on guitar and vocals. Okay, you ready? One, two, three,
four..." |
