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Lyrics for Scene Three Catholic Girls by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | Joes Garage Act I | | Track: | Scene Three Catholic Girls | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 411 | | | | Lyrics: | ---
A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the
broom
dance, the *"Hokey Pokey,"* baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the
lights don't
go down too low...
Father Riley And
Various Party Goers:
Catholic
Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they
go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't
bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they
go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the
show?
Joe:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of
their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's
nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
Father
Riley:
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Mary:
*Warren
Cuccurullo...*
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
*Kinda young,
kinda WOW!*
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
*Vinnie
Colaiuta...*
Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take *The
Vow?*
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls
Warren:
Carmenita
Scarfone!
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls
Officer Butzis:
*Hey! She
gave me VD!*
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls!
Warren:
*Toni
Carbone!*
Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go
WOW!
Joe:
*VD vowdy vootie*
Right away
That's the way they go
Every
day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn
please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on
her knees
Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic
Girl
Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never
confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a
dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic
Girls
OOOOOOH!
(etc.)
Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go the church club every
week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one
night at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at
The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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