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*A lot of people don't bother about their
friends in the vegetable kingdom.
They
think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can
a person like myself say to a
vegetable?
But the answer is simple, my friends:
Just call, and tell them how you
feel
about muffins...pumpkins...wax
paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows
...green
things in general...and
soon, a new rapport...you and your
new little green and yellow
buddies,
grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining
your coolness together!
Worshipping
together in the church of your
choice...(only in America...)*
Call
any vegetable Call it by name
Aw, you gotta call one today
When you get off the
train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
WOW! That the vegetable will
*RESPOND* to you
*Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The
pumpkin is breathing
hard...h-h-h-h
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
(What a pumpkin |
