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Lyrics for The Dangerous Kitchen by Zappa Frank:
| | | Artist: | Zappa Frank |
| | Album: | The Man From Utopia | | Track: | The Dangerous Kitchen | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 312 | | | | Lyrics: | The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when
you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats
ate trough the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers
when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all
be DANGEROUS
Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your
cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a
mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has
fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a
stranger
The bananaes are black
The got flies in the back
And also the
chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is
frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk
very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow
you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're
sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It
could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous
kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The
sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What
you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or
whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
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