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Lyrics for Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas) by ZEBRAHEAD:
| | | Artist: | ZEBRAHEAD |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas) | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 575 | | | | Lyrics: | [Intro]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and
cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day
(I got a rock!)
Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me
I'll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes
me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day
by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of
holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one
time a year
Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me
I'll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my
gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at
home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by
the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a
year
[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the
creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the
boom'.
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
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