| Lyrics: | Refrain] Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten
or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
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It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
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I love it because it's trash
[Refrain]
I have here some newspaper
thirteen months old
I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and cold
But I
wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
I love it because it's trash
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[Refrain]
I've a clock that won't work, and an old telephone
A broken
umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because
they're trash
[Refrain, ending with]...Yes, I love, I love, I love trash |