| Lyrics: | If I ain't cool
My daddy gonna send me
To Military School
If I ain't nice
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My girlie gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late
My
teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be
good
If I jump on the gas
The cops are gonna jump
All over my back
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If I smoke too much
Doctor says he's gonna
Put my lungs in a crutch
If
I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
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So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You
better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you
better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
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Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
You better be
nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat
Lady gonna tie a big knot
In
the meat
If I spewey too fast
Lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
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If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in
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Ow.
I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
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Ooh.
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
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You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better
be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
I'd better be
nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice |
