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Lyrics for Man Of The Year by ALICE COOPER:
| | | Artist: | ALICE COOPER |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Man Of The Year | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 240 | | | | Lyrics: | I wake up every morning, six o'clock, I'm right on time
I eat a low fat breakfast, I tie a
perfect tie
I kiss the wife, I hug the kids, I pat the dogs and cats
I never lose
anything, my car keys or my hat
'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the
year
I never cheat at finals or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect,
my prostate is a jewel
'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
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'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm never, ever jealous
Never, ever cruel
I'm a
graduate of Harvard
Where I never broke the rules
The Queen made me a knight
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The Pope made me a saint
The President plays golf with me
I make Madonna faint
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So why am I so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If I pull this trigger in my
mouth will anybody care
It was the greatest funeral
I laid in perfect state
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And later I will meet the Lord
I bet he just can't wait
To meet the man of the
year
I'm the man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
I'm the man
I'm
the man
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