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Lyrics for String Of Pearls by Asylum Soul:
| | | Artist: | Asylum Soul |
| | Album: | Let Your Dim Light Shine | | Track: | String Of Pearls | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 65 | | | | Lyrics: | She swings
The string
Of pearls on the corner
The streelight reflects
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The light on the water
The string, it snaps
And the pearls go sailing
And
they splash
And bounce
And roll cross the wet street
As she bends to chase the
pearls
A car swings round the corner
She darts from the eyes
Of the panic
struck driver
Whos racing to
The delivery room
'Cause in the backseet his
wife
Is busting out of her womb
The sack breaks and out come the siamese
twins
Who grow up to become
The first president with two heads
Are better than
one
He puts his heads in his hands,
Says I gotta put my heads together
I can
become the Best President Ever
And not just president
Fend for yourself
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Signs his name takes the blame
For all of the names with no shame
In their beliefe
they adjourn
And the leave
And in walks a man
With a broom, and a knife
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And blood on his hands
And he sweeps everything
Under the rug
And goes
home
To his kids, and he gives them a hug
But his wife was not there, she had just
left a letter
That said you'll be much
Better off without me
Now his
wife took the train
To her ex-lovers funeral
Who died in the bathroom,
Hit his
head on a urinal
When they got together, the knowledge was carnal
And the widow was at
the funeral, and they had quite a catfight
And they fell into the grave where the casket was
resting
And the preacher just left in the middle of the service
'Cause death was one
thing,
But women made him nervous
And he got into his car,
And he drove round
the corner
Then something in the street
Caught the light in his eye
He
bent over, reached down
And picks up the pearl from the gutter
He didnt know what to
think
He took it home and washed it in the sink
And he gave the pearl
To Sister
Mary Theresa
Who could not accept it,
So she gave it to Lisa
A young prostitute
who was missing a pearl
Off the necklace that broke
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