| Lyrics: | And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the
show where Larry comes out and
sings a silly song.
Having just finished his morning bath, and having searched
for his
hairbrush, Larry cries out! Oh, where is my
hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush. Oh where, oh
where, oh
where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where,
oh where, is my
hairbrush. Having heard his cry Pa
Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed
at
the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and
reports. I think I saw
your hairbrush back there. Back there
is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there,
back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where,
back there, back
there, back there. Is my hairbrush! Having
heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus
enters the
scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of
Larry in a towel,
Junior regains his composure and comments.
Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any
hair. Larry
is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No
hair? What would
this mean? What will become of him? What
will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ... No
hair for
my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no
where, no hair,
no hair, no hair, no where back there, no
hair ... for my hairbrush. Having heard his
wonderings, Bob
the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the
sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains
his composure and confesses. Larry, that old hairbrush
of
yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it.
So, well, I'm sorry ...
I didn't know. But I gave it to the
Peach - 'cause he's got hair. Feeling a deep sense of
loss,
Larry stumbles back and laments |