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Lyrics for You Are Pretty when Im Drunk by Bloodhound Gang:
| | | Artist: | Bloodhound Gang |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | You Are Pretty when Im Drunk | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 83 | | | | Lyrics: | Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the
day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
I was
sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna
Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or
shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw
Just thirty seconds
over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce
Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China my
vagina's not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her
to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the
country
She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to
eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me
too
In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him
his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo
Hung Wang Goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she's
so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
I think I
got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I
please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
I'm a diving
Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
She'll
be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan | | | |
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