| Lyrics: | Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,
I went
to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad
dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,
They were my own dreams and they're only in
my head.
I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said, "Nurse,
get your pad, this boy's insane,"
He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"
As I landed on the
psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell me about it."
Well, the whole thing started at 3
o'clock fast,
It was all over by quarter past.
I was down in the sewer with some little
lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights
on.
Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town.
I stood
a-wondering which way to go,
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the
road.
It was a normal day.
Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my
head and I gave a yell,
"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."
A shotgun fired and away
I ran.
I don't blame them too much though,
I know I look funny.
Down at the corner
by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,
I guess there's just us two."
He
screamed a bit and away he flew.
Thought I was a Communist.
Well, I spied a girl and
before she could leave,
"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
I took her by the hand and my
heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
You see what happened
last time they started."
Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody
aroun',
I got into the driver's seat-ac |
