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Lyrics for DIARRHEA by Da Yoopers:
| | | Artist: | Da Yoopers |
| | Album: | Yoop it Up | | Track: | DIARRHEA | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 429 | | | | Lyrics: | 1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE
LUCIA
I’LL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M
STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE
WITH DIARRHEA
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND
LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS
2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD
HAVE ATE
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS
WHEN YOU GOT
THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM
DIARRHEA
I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I
COULD CONSTIPATE
3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I
KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
I’LL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER
GLUE
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN I’LL BE ALL THROUGH
WITH
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