| Lyrics: | Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler
This is a song, that uh,
Theres a lot of
Christmas songs out there,
But not too many about Chanukah,
So I wrote a song for all
those nice little
Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Chanukah songs,
Here we go...
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate
Chanukah,
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents,
we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a
Christmas tree,
Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah
Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from
Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half
too,
Put them together, what a fine lookin Jew!
You dont need Deck the Halls
or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin a dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both
Jewish!
Put on your yarmulke, its time for Chanukah,
The owner of the Seattle
Supersonic-ahs celebrates Chanukah.
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew!
But guess who
is...Hall of Famer, Rod Carew, (he converted!)
We got Ann Landers and her sister
Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford' a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!
Some people think
that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is: All three stooges.
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So many Jews are in show biz,
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this
lovely, lovely Chanukah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your
marijuan-ikah,
If you really, really wanna-kah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Chanukah |
