| Lyrics: | Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors, uh huh
You can count
on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nice guy
He always got the jumper
cable, uh heyow, uh heyow
He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation
He's a
good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library, hey ho
He'll help you find a book on
whales
He's a thoughtful man
Remembers your boithday, yuh, heyow, heyow
Says
G-d bless you when you sneeze
But there's a problem
It's not your average
problem
But it's a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
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He'll eat hamboyga
Then commit moyda
He's a friendly guy
He waves
to all the joggers, hey hi
Children use his backyard as a short-cut, hoo, heyow
He's a
real sweet guy
He'll take you to the airport, say hey
You can borrow his snow-blower
anytime you want, you know that
He's a cool, cool guy
He always recycles, hidy hi hidy
ho
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay, oh yeah
He's a great, great man
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He'll sign your petition, hee haw
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
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But there's a problem
It's not a common problem
But it's a pretty big problem
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His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He's wanted for
moyda
Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doin'?
How's the garden
coming?
You know, it's interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to
rotate the soil
To get real plump, red tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
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My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I'm a sick man
My hobby is moyda
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I'll eat at hamboyga
Then commit moyda, eyeah, heeyeah
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I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
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Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop
committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder |
