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Lyrics for Right Field by Adam Sandler:
| | | Artist: | Adam Sandler |
| | Album: | They're All Gonna Laugh At You | | Track: | Right Field | | | | Date Added: | 24/10/2007 | | Views: | 217 | | | | Lyrics: | Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're
behind you here in right
field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah!
Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
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[Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me.
Anywhere but to right
field. Please God, I beg you."
[Shouting] "Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer!
Big
whiffer!"
[Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to
me."
[Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!"
[Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God
no, Oh God no."
[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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[Whispering] "Oh good! It's not to me."
[Shouting] "Good catch, Steven! Nice glove! You
da man! Two away now!
Lookin' good! We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert! This
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lump of crap can't hit!"
[Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie! Total power
to hit
it. He's gonna pile it right to me and there's nothing I can do to stop
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him."
[Shouting] "Pitch 'em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"
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[Whispering] "Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless. Please
God, take his
life. Make him die."
[Shouting] "No batter! No batter!"
[Ball is hit]
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Russel: [Whispering] "Oh God. This is not happening. No, don't do this
to me. Please.
Make it stop."
[Ball hits Russel]
Russel: "OWWWW! My elbow!"
M1: "Throw it to
second! Pick it up already!"
Russel: "Take it! Just take the ball!"
[Russel tosses the
ball]
M2: "Nice throw, you pansy!"
Russel: [Whispering] "Ok, get under control. Easy
now, easy. Say
something to the team."
[Shouting] "Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice
work! Play's at third!"
[Whispering] "That wasn't funny, Lord. I've been so good and for
what!?"
[Shouting] "Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight! You get
it
across the plate! We'll take care of the rest!"
[Whispering] "Oh no, another lefty."
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[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] "NOO! Why me again!?"
[Ball hits
Russel]
Russel: "OWWWW! My neck!"
[Panting & Whining] "I can't breath. I can't
breath."
M2: "Pick it up and throw it, you moron!"
Russel: [Whining] "Here..come on,
here.. Take the ball! Take it!"
[Russel kicks ball]
M1: "Way to kick it in, Pele!"
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Russel: [Shouting] "Oh hahaha. Pele! Good one! Hehehe.. Ok! Come on!
Suck it up guys!
We'll get those runs back! This is where we dig down!
We just need one more out!"
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[Whispering] "Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you. Thank you so much.
I owe you."
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[Shouting] "This loser can't hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we
take them out!"
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[Whispering] "Uh oh, what's happening? Where's the rightie going? What?
Who's this guy?
He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting. No! No!"
[Shouting] "Why's he pointing at me!?"
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[Ball is hit]
Russel: [Shouting] "Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve
this?!"
M3: "I got it! I got it!"
[Running over to the ball near Russel]
[Thud!
Crashes into Russel]
M3: "Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel. Are you ok?"
Russel:
[Shouting] "HELL YEAH! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a
little ass!"
M3: "All
right, Russel. I think you're up first."
Russel: "NOOOOO | | | |
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