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Lyrics for Scrutinizer Postlude by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Scrutinizer Postlude | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 101 | | | | Lyrics: | Central Scrutinizer :
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again,
the
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed bis mind up,
but, was it the girl or was it
the music? As you can see .. .girls, music,
disease, heartbreak.. .they all go together.. Joe
found out the hard way, but
his troubles were just beginning... his mind was so messed up... he
could
hardly do nothin' .. .He was in aquandary ... being devoured by the swirling
cesspool
of his own steaming desires.. .the guy was a wreck.. .so.. .what
does he do? For once, he does
something SMART...he goes out... and
pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover... at the First Church
of Appliantology!
SCRUTINIZER'S POSTLUDE
Eventually it was discovered
That
God
Did not want us to be
All the same
This was
BAD NEWS
For the Governments of
The World
As it seemed contrary
To the doctrine of
Portion Controlled
Servings
Mankind must be made more uniformly
If THE FUTURE
Was going to work
Various
ways were sought
To bind us all together
But, alas SAMENESS was unenforceable
It was
about this time
That someone
Came up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION
Based on the
principle that
If we were ALL crooks
We could at last be uniform
To some degree
In
the eyes of THE LAW
Shrewdly our legislators calculated
That most people were
Too lazy
to perform a
REAL CRIME
So new laws were manufactured
Making it possible for
anyone
To violate them any time of the day or night,
And
Once we had all broken some
kind of law
We'd all be in the same big happy club
Right up there with the
President,
The most exalted industrialists,
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