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Lyrics for Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 166 | | | | Lyrics: | Act I
SCENE FIVE
THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
After a few weeks on the bus, being
porked by
Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do
their laundry on a regular
basis, MARY is dumped in Miami.
With no money (and no other famous rock groups due into
the
area for at least three weeks), she tries to pick up a few bucks
by entering the Wet T-Shirt
contest at The Brasserie...
IKE:
Looks to me like something funny
Is going on
around here
People laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin'
Entirely too much for their beer
And
they all think they are
Clean outa-site
And they're ready to party
"Cause the sign
outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE
'N' they all crave some Hot delight
Well the girls are
excited
Because in a minute
They're gonna get wet
'N' the boys are delighted
Because
all the titties
Will get 'em upset
'N' they all think they are Reety-awright
'N' they're
ready to boogie
'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE
'N' they all crave some
Pink delight
When the water gets on'em
Their ninnies get rigid
'N' look pretty
bold
It's a common reaction
That makes an attraction
Whenever it's cold
'N'all of
the fellas
They wish they could bite
On the cute little nuggets
The local girls are
showin' off tonite
You know I think it serves 'em right
You know I think it serves 'em
right
You know I think it serves 'em right
You know I think it serves 'em right
And it's
WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN
I know you want someone to show you some tit!
BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG
WET ONES!
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