| Lyrics: | [includes quotes from Big Swifty (FZ), Chameleon (JacksonMasonMaupinHancock), Dust My Broom (Elmore
James), Entry Of The Gladiators (Julius Fucik), Billy The Mountain (FZ), Louie Louie (Richard
Berry), My Three Sons (DeVol), Blessed Relief (FZ) and It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
(FZ)]
Narrator:
The adventures of GREGGERY
PECCARY!
Greggery:
Oh, here comes GREGGERY,
Little GREGGERY PECCARY
The
nocturnal gregarious
Wild swine . . .
Narrator:
A peccary is a little pig with
a white collar that usually hangs around between Texas and Paraguay, sometimes ranging as far west
as Catalina
Greggery:
Catalina, Catalina,
Catalina!
Narrator:
This particular peccary is part of that bold . .
.
Greggery:
Bold . . .
Narrator:
New . .
.
Greggery:
New . . .
Narrator:
Breed . .
.
Greggery:
Breeding . . .
Narrator:
That distinguishes itself
by markings which resemble a WIDE TIE directly below the white collar
Greggery:
If
it's wide enough
Everyone will know
That the tie I'm wearing
Is a symbol
Of how
nimble my mind will know
Ooh-ooh!
Narrator:
(Swank
suave!)
Greggery:
Hoon-hoon hoonna-han
Hoonna
hoonna
Narrator:
Look out!
Here he comes again!
Greggery:
Oh
here comes GREGGERY PECCARY
Yes it's cravy, cravy, yeah . .
.
Hoonna-han
Hoonna-han
Narrator:
Every morning, GREGGERY drives his
little red Volkswagen to the ugly part of town where they keep the Government Buildings.-aca |
