| Lyrics: | [includes a quote from Little House I Used To Live In]
FZ: That's right, you heard right,
the Secret Word for tonight is Mud Shark! And of course with the Mud Shark Secret Word is the Mud
Shark Arpeggio . . . a marvellous little arpeggio, and now the mating call of the adult male Mud
Shark . . .
Mud Sh-sh-shark
FZ: THE MUD SHARK DANCING LESSON!
Mud
Sh-sh-shark
Mark: Wait a minute . . . we're gonna do a little dancing . . . a little
dancing thing called the Mud Shark . . . Now, this dance started up in Seattle
Howard: Yes . .
.
Mark: The story . . .
FZ: Lemme tell you the story 'bout the Mud Shark . . .
Mud
Sh-sh-shark
FZ: Bring the band on down behind me, boys . . .
Howard: Say! Good God!
Ain't it funky! Say!
FZ: The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows . . .
Mud
Sh-sh-shark
FZ: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington, called the Edgewater Inn . . . The
Edgewater Inn is built out on a pier . . . so that means that when you look out your window you
don't see any dirt, it's . . . got a bay or something out in your backyard . . .
Mud
Sh-sh-shark
FZ: And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned
motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down and, whenever they want to,
rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window,
stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that
they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it, you know what I
mean?
Mud Sh-sh-shark
FZ: Now in this bay there's quite a variety of . . .
fish!
Mud Sh-sh-shark
FZ: Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got
little octopusses |
