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Lyrics for The Jazz Discharge Party Hats by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Jazz Discharge Party Hats | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 185 | | | | Lyrics: | Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the
college
They were really cool . . .
(They thought so anyway)
They would be delighted to
tell you
how suave they were At the drop of a hat
There was three of 'em:
One of them
thought she was a
Beauty Queen . . .
The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
And then there
was this skinny girl . . .
Oh well . . .
Some of the guys in the band got together
With
the girls from the college
They were having a good time . . .
(We were in Albuquerque for a
couple of days)
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the
band
On the first day, so ...
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desperate for
THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin' on 'em for two days
(Which is a waste of fuckin' time
anyway . . . )
So, anyway . . .
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the
hey?
Send those pants up here!
Here's some more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditional cotton
... oh, how sweet!
Umf. . . huh-huh-huh-huhhh . . .
HERE! Work these!
Anyway . .
.
We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico . . .
A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go
nameless
Because their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on
these girls
From the college
So, one night ... it was the first night
When they were
still trying to 'get it in there'
(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh . . .)
The skinny girl,
she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the
band
And one of the T-shirt guys too . . .
"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"
At two
o'clock in the morning at the pool at the | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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