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Lyrics for Harry-As-A-Boy by FRANK ZAPPA:
| | | Artist: | FRANK ZAPPA |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Harry-As-A-Boy | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 102 | | | | Lyrics: | [FZ synclavier]
Rhonda:
HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a
BOY?
Harry:
Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and
likeable!
Thing-Fish:
HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c'mon over 'n say a few words to de nice
peoples!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
Hi, folks! Nice to be
here!
Thing-Fish:
I's sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo' plans are . .
. how y'intend t'be gwine about dis uncredibly serious bidniss o' GROWIN' UP IN
ERMERICA!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart
broken and so forth, using all kinds of drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in order to
accelerate my rise to the 'top of the heap.'
Thing-Fish:
Ahh! Tremenjous,
HARRY-AS-A-BOY, simply tre-MENJOUS! You practicin' up fo it wit anybody in po-ticlar
now?
Harry-As-A-Boy:
I can't afford to study with anyone yet, since the bulk of my
allowance goes for glue and Grateful Dead tickets, but soon I hope to be on my knees in a REAL HOMO
BATH HOUSE . . . maybe when my folks go on vacation.
Thing-Fish:
Ain't you de
clever one! Tell us, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, howdja recide upon dis heah life-style bein' DE ONE FO
YOU?
Harry-As-A-Boy:
It was pretty simple, really. I lost all desire for
intercourse with females when they started carrying those briefcases and wearing suits 'n
ties.
Rhonda:
WHAT?
Harry-As-A-Boy:
Let's face it: that would be
like fucking a slightly more voluptuous version of somebody's father! 'N I'm far too sensitive for
such a traumatic experience!
Thing-Fish:
You means DE WOMENS' LIBROMATION MOVENINT
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