| Lyrics: | [Basic track:
Record Plant, LA
Probably c. May-June, 1976
FZ guitar, acoustic
guitar, bass, synth
Donnie Vliet harmonica (uncredited)
Ruth Underwood synth
Roy Estrada
bg. vocal
Chad Wackerman drums]
Thing-Fish:
Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's
too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to
dance!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
Hey, good-lookin'!
Thing-Fish:
See! I
told ya!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
May I have this
dance?
Thing-Fish:
Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a
spoon!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do
you come here
often?
Thing-Fish:
YOW!
Harry-As-A-Boy:
(singing)
I got a
girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never
talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And
her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C, I cry
A-L, don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
With the
plastic pie
Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face
I can cram it down her throat,
people, any old place!
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
'N I can poot it,
I can shoot it till it makes her gack!
And her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C, I cry
A-L,
don't be shy!
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
With the plastic pie
Ensemble:
De boy got
a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow
up, 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash
She jes' de kinda
girl dis sucker |
