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Lyrics for Dateing Game by Icp:
| | | Artist: | Icp |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Dateing Game | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 134 | | | | Lyrics: | Let's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says, woman
love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your
question?
Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's
say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me
what you would do to make
That first impression really stick
Let's see, hmm, well, I'd
have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show
up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Hurry up
bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, Get the food
ready!
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust
him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty
out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you
this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump
again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and
the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Now, let's meet contestant
number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark
Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question
I
like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own
special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
baby
First thing, I could never love you
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