| Lyrics: | "Is this on?"
"Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying
sights
Only your worst nightmares can produce
Actual human beings of a deformed
nature
Come at once
And come and enduldge yourself
In our own twisted amusement
of
Another's misfortune
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our three ring show of
freaks"
[Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple
my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all
bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just cause I don't look like
everybody
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
Scary, bula!
And what's the big
deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to
get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright
No, so, now how ya gonna
act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show
thing
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing
[Chorus (2x)]
Three ring a ding
a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same
as everywhere
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope,
chicken-faced bitch, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm
running with the sideshow
Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh,
not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my
head
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits
Cuz when I was two my momma left me at the
circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows-acapo |