| Lyrics: | What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a
branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old,
much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable
fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a
ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never
die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks
fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches
in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were
all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin',
"fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on
my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on
tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make
yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I
wish I could be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn
It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]
After I was done killin' all tha yuppie
fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like
a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my
drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick |
