| Lyrics: | Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they
make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowley once
challenged Ray to a game
Losing your soul was the paying stake,
Crowley used garlic,
brightstone and fire,
'Cos fucking Ray Reardon is a vampire.
Ray Reardon, Ray
Reardon,
We are all doomed
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Referee, come clean the
white,
Dracula he makes a bite. |